Fan Boys & Fear Boners
Tell me that you want me, tell me that you want it all… Over the years I have posted cautionary tales about the risks of fraternizing with other members of the hockey community, namely hockey players, media, etc. Although this post may seem like it carries with it a...
Top 10: Most Hated NHL Players
Toronto, ON If nobody hates you, you’re doing it wrong, then these hockey players are definitely doing something right! Whether they always know how to find the weak spot in the impenetrable fortress that is your home team’s goalie, or they are always finding new ways of sneaking in...
Hockey Night in Korea
I don’t think I can begin to express how low my expectations were for hockey in Asia. I mean, it’s bad enough that they call it “ice hockey” right? I felt like I was more than likely in store for a glorified beer league where no name players with...
Will NOT have sex for carbs or money!
Nashville, TN Nashville is…not my friend. My first ever road trip was a Cleveland-Nashville double shot at the end of the summer before the 04-05 lock out was announced. I think I was actually in Nashville when they made that awful announcement – strike one for Music City. That...
My life before I met you…
Opening scene. Maple Leaf Gardens. The year is 1994ish. This is the setting of my first ever NHL game. That night the Toronto Maple Leafs were taking on the Hartford Whalers. The funny thing about the Hartford Whalers is that EVERY twenty-something Toronto fan will tell you their first...