Munich, Germany I remember the 2002-03 World Juniors very well because, at that time, I was living through the most devastating moment of my young life. I was in the process of being groomed like a sacrificial lamb (roast) to be served to my very own up-and-coming hockey star....

Munich, Germany Since the COVID-19 pandemic took over the world more than one year ago, many single people have reported a rise in “single shaming.” That is, the way the coupled/throupled of society tend to feel superior to those who are still enjoying the solo experience. Apparently, despite all...

Munich, Germany Many singles were hopeful when the coronavirus lockdown finally lifted. Surely, the pre-pandemic parade of dating idiocy, boy-fuckery, and game-playing was about to subside in the face of a potential “second wave” and, therefore, potential second pandemic lockdown, socially-distancing all single hearts and genitals from one another....

“You need to write a book!” I’ve probably heard this five thousand times from the random strangers I would regal with a weird story or two from my life overseas. So, I’ve finally taken their advice. Thanks to the global pandemic, I had plenty of time to collect some...

Munich, Germany In the event that I go missing in the near future, please tell the police that the culprit is likely my deranged Tinder stalker. I don’t like to give trolls the satisfaction of having the floor on this site, but I will make an exception in this...